have a wonderful day
Just a reminder to Tyler to have a nice day.
Today will be filled with kisses blown to you by motorists.
Today will be filled with complemlemets on how sexy you are on your bike
Today will be overflowing with love from engineers who marvel at the spectacle that is your Bianchi
You will be personally visited by Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Krsna, Mother Teresa, Gandhi all at the same time, and Alla will bring the 10,000 virgins with him just as and added bonus, why, because they all love you Tyler, thats right, they came to your rescue that one balmy night as you lied on the concrete in front of habitat.
So have a good day,
yours truly,
J Smoka
6 comments:
Just what did he lie about?? "He lied on the concrete" is that better or worse than lying on a bible or religious book or some sort?
Present tense:
I lie down on my bed to rest my weary bones.
Past tense:
Yesterday, I lay there thinking about what I had to do during the day.
Past participle:
But I remembered that I had lain there all morning one day last week.
Lay
Present tense:
As I walk past, I lay the tools on the workbench.
Past tense:
As I walked past, I laid the tools on the workbench. And: I laid an egg in class when I tried to tell that joke.
Past participle:
. . . I had laid the tools on the workbench.
It's not that English isn't spoken anymore; it just isn't spoken well anymore. Press two for Spanish (if you can do any better.)
Give the dude a break. I'm sort of a grammar perscriptivist, but that's one of the toughest irregular verbs in the language. The equivalent is easier in Spanish. It's not like he got the 3 forms of their or your wrong.
Oh sorry we're fixed gear riders, give the dude a brake.
Wow this is all new News to me I guess i spent to much time on my bike yesterday and not enough time on the internet shame on me.....but i had good fucking time on my bike enjoying the favorable consequences of global warming (All sarcasm aside) but 72◊F is nice in December
weather (pun intended) or not it is due to global warming has yet to be proven.
yah, gimme a brake will you? I be learned by spellchek. I liek all the read lynes undher teh words.
Sew lie off me language, i types fasterest than eny won hair, if ewe can post that ewe can post your name undeneath sew the next tyme i sea ewe i can be hyper-analytical about your semantics and verbage.
Im getting really tired of people picking on eachother here(I know they are seperet wurds) If I wanted two bee around peepull like that I would get in a time machine and go back to the 8th grade. Maybe in sted of gettin mad laid in the grade I be payin more attention in inglish clas.
go such an egg I heard it have vitamin 'tact'
Oh yeah have you read the 99 essays I have written this year for school in which i haven't recieeived less than an 'A' on? Yeah maybe you'd like to see them! maybe I'm tired of checking my grandmahr when I'm trying to enjoy my life doing real things like supporting a family and bettering my edumikashun.
jim spagnola ( I purposelee dont kapitlanize my name cuz I just so happen to be secure enough in my manhood to keep em small)
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