Wednesday, September 12, 2007

A Sports Show for New York’s Weekend Warriors

The Tour de France it is not.

“Hold up your bicycles, four inches from your chest,” Mike Dee, camouflage and dreadlocks standing in for yellow jersey and helmet, bellows like a drill sergeant to a scrappy platoon.

“Now, repeat after me,” he commands. “This is my bicycle.”

“This is my bicycle,” the chorus shouts back.

“Without my bicycle, I am useless.” More shouts.

“Without me, my bicycle is useless.” Shouts, and grunts.

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Bello Velo said...

did anyone catch that article on how bush loves mountain biking?


does anyone want to read the link?

Dick Cheney said...

no fuck him and his mountain bike. I am sure he cheats